Quentin: 8

 Gucci Mane (ft. Offset)

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Hello Bloggers, Happy Cinco de Mayo, more importantly 

Happy Met Gala.

The theme for this year’s Met Gala is “Superfine: Tailoring Black Style.” This has a lot of weight that I am probably not qualified to talk about being a Caucasian (half-Cuban) 24 year old, however, I don’t care and I will be judging everyone’s looks on the carpet. I will listen to Met Gala by Gucci Mane and Offset on repeat while writing this, let’s just dive in. 

Victoria Ceretti came out swinging. This is just awesome, looks super comfortable, fantastic silhouette, elegant gloves, I mean wow. I don't know who this is but now I do, just some really cool stuff. I'm not sure if I should do number ratings, actually who cares let's have some fun, 9/10. Wojo should make this, I reallllllly fuck with that hood man. Awesome.

Valentina Ferrer and J Balvin let me down. I think his suit is actually really nice and perfect for the theme, but you just can't wear pink with this skin tone in my opinion. Really just looks like a fancy pig just got out of the farm. Valentina what are we doing with the polka dots and the mess in the back, let's try that again. Honestly the more that I look at it, this suit keeps growing on me. 5/10.

Alicia Keys and Swizz Beats: NAHHHHHH IM SO APPALLED (just a song reference I'm not actually). This is just top to bottom gas, the matching couple outfit isn't tacky, they both look so good. Every picture of them goes insanely hard, I'm honestly having a blast writing this, don't have anything to say other than good or bad but this is good good. 9/10.

Ok Demi Moore, I liked the substance and wanted you to win the Oscar, but this is just not really my cup of tea. I don't know what I'm looking at, the fit isn't flattering, bracelets are too much, shoes look bad. I mean I'm just not a fan at all sorry. Also somehow this outfit makes her ears look huge, they're not that big. 4/10. WAIT BROOOOO SHE'S DRESSED AS A HUGE NECK TIE WHAT LMAOO 7/10.

Holy fuck this is worse than her music (impossible). Leave it to a white person to completely fucking ruin this theme. What is this. Reminds me of something someone would make on the first episode of Project Runway before they really thinned the herd. Ass. 1/10.

someonepourmeupadoubleshotofwhiskey 4/10.

Detritus 1/10.

Let's fucking go bro. Lupita Nyong'o crushed. Cool ass cape. Great shade of blue, and an insane tiny hat. I like how small the hat is. I'm really having a good time but I'm getting a little bit sick of the song Met Gala now, I just turned on ATLiens and now the takes are really gonna flow. 8/10.

Bias alert, I love Ayo Edibiri, and she is genuinely unrecognizable here. This is an absolutely perfect fit, the black leather juxtaposing the bold red jeweled dress is absolute magic. Maybe she'll read this and appreciate my eye for fashion who knows. 9/10. 

Holy fuck white people are having a bad showing, freaky ass porcelain doll. 1/10 get out of here nightmare nightmare. 

I can't really expound on what is bad about this, the stripes? the fit? the clash? I just don't like looking at it, and that's kinda the point so not good. 3/10. bad.

Woah this goes insane, crazy layers going on here, the corset is perfect here, I think I'm not good at rating this because a lot of these people are just attractive. Actually no I am right, this fit goes hard, I have a good eye. 8/10.

 Just realized I've been forgetting to put people's names. The last three people in order were, Cole Escola, Ava DuVernay, and Danielle Deadwyler. As for this one we've got Andra Day in the toughest color my eyes have ever seen. Yuck. 2/10.

Jesus this is the most unflattering fit we've seen yet. Sorry Miley this is dogshit 1/10. Woulda been better with a wojo croc belt. 

Damn Madea got that shit on. 8/10.

I think this picture may have done the outfit dirty, or the outfit is just plain bad, either way it's getting a 3 from me. 3/10.

Damson Idris, who stars alongside Brad Pitt in the new movie F1 came to play. Tearing off a movie promo to reveal the coolest suit I've ever fucking seen is easily worth of our first 10. Great Job. WOW.

I don't think Zendaya has ever missed, this goes crazy. Those pants are so awesome, how does everything fit so perfectly. 9/10. 

Man, Anne Hathaway missed? I got sad when I saw this. #catwoman #sad 3/10.

Meh, Walton Goggins took a big swing but somehow it left me with nothing, kinda bored. 5/10.

Fits weird Babyface, too boxy, cane is cool? 4/10. I wonder if anyone's still reading

Turned on Sundress when I saw this, I mean the guy is a model so this is an expected hit. Everything about this goes hard. Fucking revolver umbrella. Goddamn 9/10.

Appreciate the swing Andrew Scott, best I can do is a 5/10. 

Bobblehead Mindy Kaling 4/10. This fit would probably go insane on someone different, I know that's mean but she really looks like a bobblehead. 

Lmao bro just showed up from a trip to Nashville for his frat brother Chet's birthday. (I would love to wear this) 5/10.

I hate Bad Bunny, but I gotta give him his flowers, sick ass fit, what a straw hat. Gloves are elite. I want da bag. 9/10.

snooze bro snoooooooooooooooooze 3/10. lorde

Hot take , mirror suit is kind of awesome. I don't think the makeup works and this outfit seems to tear its Achilles 10 feet from the finish line, but I like it. 6/10. 

 Idk wtf this is. 8/10 Alton Mason.

BORING BRO BORING BORING BORING 2/10.

This is fucking awful jesus I wanna be done now. 2/10.

I like this, it's weird as shit but she has a lot of gold medals so it works, shoutout Simone Biles. 7/10.

Damn this is gorgeous. Shoutout Brian Tyree Henry (the voice of Megatron in Transformers One) 9/10.

white people r boring fuck u james corden 0/10. so bored. 

I like how happy Maya Hawke looks, so sweet. 2/10.

fire. 9/10. that necklace is awesome, everything is so complimentary.

 

11/10.

And that concludes my Met Gala roundup. There was a lot of outfits I didn't comment on, feel free to text and share opinions. Excited to see where people agree and disagree. There's a lot of cool outfits I didn't comment on. Feel free to google Colman Domingo or Patrick Schwarzenegger's outfits, loved both of those. 

As always, thanks for reading.