Thursday, June 19, 2025

Papa's Gamerias Ranked

 


Sorry for the late post, I really wanted this list to be done right, and each game be thoroughly researched. If you’ve never played any of these games on coolmath.com, what were you doing in your middle school computer class? Now that I have finally finished college (my last exam was Sunday!), I have all the time to focus on the real adult world. That is why I have spent my spare hours after work researching everyone’s beloved cooking games, Papa’s Gamerias. For this list to be as fair as possible, I tried to ignore the features that are not included in the early games (character customization, holidays, specials, minigames, and exc.) and focused solely on gameplay. Now be warned, this might be controversial. Let me know where you stand!


17 17. Papa’s Burgeria (2nd game in the franchise)

Papa’s Burgeria rates as my lowest ranked game in the Papa’s franchise. To be fair, this was the 2nd game that came out after Pizzeria, but unfortunately, it just isn’t that good when it is up against modern S tiers. There are only 3 stations in the game: order, grill, and build. No fries, no drinks, just burger stacking. I really don’t like the cooking mechanics on this game, and it was honestly just too easy and sequential.

16. Papa’s Wingeria (6th game in the franchise)

               This game is the 6th out of the franchise, and the first game to have character customization! Solely looking at the gameplay though, this is just too easy. Making the wings is just repetitive, and it’s not hard to put in the correct amounts of wings and sauce it up just the way the customers like it. I was able to get full 100% orders the most on this game, and frankly, that’s just boring.

15. Papa’s Sushiria (13th game in the franchise)

               “Sushiria, that’s my favorite Papa’s game!” Said no one EVER. Sorry, this game is just not good. There is way too much building, it’s one of the hardest to score well in, and the boba tea station only does one at a time. It’s too sequential for me, and though it has some multitasking, I’m just not a fan of the games that are build station heavy.

14. Papa’s Pizzeria (1st game in the franchise)

               This game is good, and I feel bad ranking it so low. Papa’s Pizzeria is the daddy of the franchise. The beginning of the many amazing free flash games. This game has a LOT of multi-tasking and is one of the hardest games because the customers come immediately after each other and the pizza times can all be cooked differently. The second customer can order a pizza and be out of the door before the first one, which does not happen often in the newer games. Despite this, it just gets repetitive. I know I said I was not going to factor in upgrades and specials, but with this being the first game, there’s not much you’re building up to. They did update this in the mobile version, but unfortunately it just did not feel the same way and it still felt boring.

13. Papa’s Taco Mia (3rd game in the franchise)

               I’ve spent a decent amount of time on this one, but really it gets outshine by later games. The salsa is a fun feature and having to chop/stir the meat while cooking makes it a bit more challenging, but overall, it is minimally complex and has low replay value. It also really bothers me that the toppings can fall so easily off the taco.

12. Papa’s Pasteria (9th game in the franchise)

               Papa’s Pasteria is ok, but not memorable. Draining the pasta when it’s done is a fun feature, but baking the bread is clunky and annoying. You’ll notice that the games that require a lot of placements and take more time will be clumped together and lower on this list.

11. Papa’s Bakeria (12th game in the franchise)

               Well well well, what did I say? This game is full placement-focused, the cooking times take FOREVER, and it’s just one of the games that you just have to be more patient in. The reason why I placed this higher than Pasteria is simply because this game makes me hungry for pie. I love pie.

10. Papa’s Cupcakeria (8th game in the franchise)

               Papa’s Cupcakeria is a good game, and it would be higher if the frosting didn’t piss me off. It is so hard to make the cupcake frosting look like an actual cupcake. I beg you to look up this game and you will find dozens of awful looking cupcakes. That’s what all of mine looked like. Besides that, I just found that this game wasn’t that challenging, but it gets brownie points for having lots of fun colors and holiday themes.

9. Papa’s Hotdoggeria (7th game in the franchise)

               Papa’s Hotdoggeria is a great game, and it honestly has great variety and multi-tasking. Well-rounded and a lot of fun. It stands to a lot more modern games. Unfortunately, this game just isn’t as hard as I would like it to be. The soda and popcorn machine are too easy to use.

8. Papa’s Pancakeria (5th game in the franchise)

               This was the game that introduced minigames! Aside from that, this is genuinely a good game, my main problem with it is how slow progression is. It takes forever to unlock the drinks, and the gameplay is very slow and sequential. All the different breakfast foods are fun to make, but again, I just really don’t like the placement building. The mobile version is much better than the online version, but this is true for majority of the games.

7. Papa’s Cheeseria (11th game in the franchise)

               Papa’s Cheeseria is surprisingly the game I have the most hours in. I like the cooking mechanics and the fry station, and it feels more like the multi-tasking I yearn for. After a while it does get repetitive because it’s all just sandwiches.

6. Papa’s Scooperia (14th game in the franchise)

               I get so hungry playing this game. Cookies, ice cream, toppings, yum. Maybe this is so high because I used to work at Crumbl, or I just really love ice cream sandwiches. Featured new game mechanics and diverse building which made it fun and fresh.

5. Papa’s Donuteria (10th game in the franchise)

               This game has easy mechanics, it’s repetitive and not very challenging. It is very similar to the cheeseria, but the designs are so cute! Lots of fun holiday designs and quirky flavors, and I love donuts.

4. Papa’s Mocharia (15th game in the franchise)

               Yummy hot coffee! Good game, with a good amount of multi-tasking with the coffee, I just wish the cannoli making was harder. This is also a game with a lot of accurate checks and I’m not the best at that, but it is very similar to Freezeria.

3. Papa’s Paleteria (17th game in the franchise)

               Wow… I want to eat this every time. It’s so yummy, so good. It makes me want to take a drive to whole foods and buy bulk. The game mechanics are repetitive and I’m not the biggest fan of how sequential it is, but it makes my mouth water, and it had fun new systems that weren’t in prior games.

2. Papa’s Freezeria (4th game in the franchise)

               So… this one is going to be controversial. I am just not a fan of the topping section and accuracy hit points. It’s too sequential and not enough multi-tasking for me as some of the other games have. I do enjoy the variety of timed mixes, and it is one of the more complex games, so I have to rank it higher.

1.Papa’s Cluckeria (16th game in the franchise)

This game is only on mobile as one of the newest papa games. It is so fun. It has everything I usually want. There is so much multi-tasking in cooking, and it includes slushies. Breading the chicken before, building the sandwich, and making slushies two at a time. It provides the best challenge, and I love that it combines multiple features.


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